When I was selling cars, back in the day, a bird flew by and took a dump right in the very center of the tie I was wearing. My sales manager walked by, pointed at it and told me, "Son, you are going to sell more cars today than anyone!".
This weekend I had a similar experience. Standing on my back porch, having a very important business conversation on the phone, a wasp dive bombed at my face and stung me right in the center of my nose!
LMAO, you should have seen me. I screamed various extremities then, dropped my phone on the ground and ran inside the house like a scared little kid while the pain spread from my nose to my cheeks.
Another funny thing about it is that when I called my associate back he told me he didn't believe the story. He told me that every time we start to get somewhere I want to get off the phone.
I don't know what the odds are of getting stung in the middle of the nose but I predict an incredibly good week.
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Mike
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